Suenarita and I apologize. We've been busy -- she, decamping for the wilds of Hotlanta, me, well, doing whatever it is I do all the time.
But when I saw this, I knew we had to spring into action. This is not proper Wine Giques attire.
It's obviously called the "Wine Rack." I can't think of any place where this might be appropriate, unless perhaps you're loading it up with box wine for a "Little KISS" reunion concert. THEN it might be considered somewhat clever and ironic.
Get yourself a cooler, honey. And some GoVino® wine glasses. We'll talk.