Oh, honey ... No.

Suenarita and I apologize.  We've been busy -- she, decamping for the wilds of Hotlanta, me, well, doing whatever it is I do all the time. 

But when I saw this, I knew we had to spring into action.  This is not proper Wine Giques attire.  

 

It's obviously called the "Wine Rack."  I can't think of any place where this might be appropriate, unless perhaps you're loading it up with box wine for a "Little KISS" reunion concert.  THEN it might be considered somewhat clever and ironic.  

Get yourself a cooler, honey.  And some GoVino® wine glasses.  We'll talk.